Roswell, Author at The Australian Independent Media Network

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Trump moves from mourning to marketing: a grieving president’s ballroom blitz

13 September 2025 Roswell 7

In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s assassination on September 10, 2025, President Trump took to the Oval Office, his voice trembling with the weight of profound personal loss – a friend, a confidant, a conservative […]

X University launches Civics 101 course for confused and outraged Jacinta Price fans

12 September 2025 Roswell 13

Elon Musk is fuming. His social media empire, X, has become a digital Colosseum where the loudest, most uninformed gladiators proudly parade their ignorance, armed with iPhones and a generous helping of outrage. The latest […]

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When the world burns, check the signatures

10 September 2025 Roswell 9

And now, the White House’s latest national security crisis – signature comparison In a White House where priorities are ranked somewhere between “What’s on Fox tonight?” and “How do I make this about me?”, President […]

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Fake news, predictable response

10 September 2025 Roswell 0

A recent Facebook post claiming that Australia’s Foreign Minister Penny Wong is sending $1 million in taxpayer money to the Taliban has raised not just eyebrows, but – as evidenced in the comments – widespread […]

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Trump’s cure for everything – including wars

10 September 2025 Roswell 12

The Tariff–Vaccine Paradox: Trump’s Unlikely Legacy Polls show Americans are surprisingly consistent on two things: they like vaccines, and they hate tariffs. The first makes sense – nobody wants polio making a comeback. The second […]

Trump’s government gets a rebrand

7 September 2025 Roswell 6

President Trump has once again proven he’s a man of clarity. Subtlety is for losers. The Pentagon is no longer run by the “Department of Defence.” Too wishy-washy. Too soft. Too woke. From now on, […]

A masterclass in coherent incoherence

6 September 2025 Roswell 21

In a stunning press conference that left reporters, historians, and neurologists scratching their heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson proudly announced that President Donald Trump had, in fact, served as a deep-cover FBI informant responsible for […]

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A day in the life of a singularly mad Health Secretary

3 September 2025 Roswell 11

RFK Jr. starts the day not with a medical briefing, but by checking under his bed for microchips planted by Pfizer. Once he’s satisfied the room is “electromagnetically clear,” he downs a breakfast smoothie of […]

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Melania Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize? You’ve got to be kidding

2 September 2025 Roswell 15

A story so wild I thought I was imagining it, but I looked into it, and it’s crazy yet real. Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna suggested on Fox News that Melania Trump could be in […]

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The Opposition that nobody notices

1 September 2025 Roswell 7

The most striking thing about the LNP Coalition today is not scandal, disunity, or chaos – but how little anyone pays attention to them. In a noisy political world, the federal opposition is a whisper […]

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Trump survives yet again, internet collapses anyway

31 August 2025 Roswell 4

After several breathless days of online hysteria, we can confirm that President Donald Trump is, regrettably for some and joyously for others, still alive. The social media frenzy, fueled by wild speculation, dubious “sources,” and […]

A dark cloud over the United States

30 August 2025 Roswell 8

As someone born in the United States I watch events over there with a mix of disbelief, sorrow, and growing dread. The land that once prided itself on freedom, innovation, and resilience, feels as though […]

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The LNP: American style

29 August 2025 Roswell 7

The LNP: American Style What a Trump-inspired Coalition could mean for Australia Australia has always prided itself on being different from America. Yes, we’ve borrowed TV shows, bits of slang, and the occasional fried chicken […]

It sounds like satire, but it’s real

28 August 2025 Roswell 5

Imagine telling someone in 2020 that five years later, America’s Health Secretary would ban Covid vaccinations for most of the population. They’d laugh it off as political satire. Yet here we are. Robert F. Kennedy […]

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Trump’s Cabinet Meeting: A Sycophant Spectacular

27 August 2025 Roswell 3

The latest Trump Cabinet meeting wasn’t a policy discussion – it was a full-blown audition for “America’s Got Bootlickers,” with extra glitter and zero shame. Forget briefing binders or budget reports; the Cabinet rolled in […]

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