Chairman of the Board of America – 40 Clicks in the Wilderness

Master of the Fiddle

War on humanity,

  ‘drill baby drill’,

what lives in a white house

  up on the hill?

Reality or satire,

  thrill and chill.

One man’s fantasy is another’s infamy, a worldwide nightmare. We’ve been here before… how far we’ve come, though the show is far from over.

America at war with the world – Inventory

Click on as many of the following acts and traits you recognise in the Chairman of the Board of America – 40CWI below, but don’t expect any politician in Australia to do anything about it. It costs too much and more than their job’s worth in representing you and your country:

• Closure of the Straits of Hormuz-America, impact on global prices and cost of living
• Illegal war on the Board of Iran, but Iran no saint or profit either
• Buccaneer attacks on commercial shipping
• Illegal war, weapons supply, military logistics & analytics support to the Board of Israel (Zion)
• Alliance with Zion in State sanctioned terrorism, genocide, war crimes, crimes against and wars on humanity – God can’t save them, or won’t
• War crimes across Middle East and on  Venezuela, national theft of country’s oil
• Kidnapping chairman of the Board of Venezuela – no saints there either
• Assassination of chairman  of the Board of Iran – Allah couldn’t save him
• Political & Economic war, bullying of UN
• Trade war & bullying of Canada, a Commonwealth country and long term ally – ‘love thy neighbour’
• Trade war & bullying of the European Union (27 countries)
• Trade war, bullying and intimidation of China, China over it
• Trade war & bullying of Australia and New Zealand, Commonwealth countries and long term allies – ‘who needs enemies with friends like this’, our leaders still can’t figure it out, no respect, no bollocks
• Foreign interference of State elections in other countries: Germany; covert technologically, politically, socially and economically in most countries worldwide, especially Australia ever since Whitlam and Vietnam
• Gunboat diplomacy and piracy in the Caribbean, Gulf of MEXICO – ‘blow them up first no questions later’
• Geopolitical and colonial threats to take over Gaza, Greenland (Denmark) and Canada… no buck stop here
• Threats to withdraw from NATO (32 countries) and diplomatic insults and spit fest against Europe (44 countries defined by UN)
• Bullying and feudal public shaming of Ukraine and elected Head of State; and Australian ambassador/ex-Prime Minister (Head of State); but mates with chairman of the Board of North Korea
• Cessation of humanitarian aid to poorer nations of Earth, strangulation, mass disease and starvation
• Trade wars with big wide world, MAGA hypocrisy, scapegoating and lies
• Establishment of fake Board of Peace (by invitation only) to undermine UN, dominate and control international relations by hammer and veto, seeds false narratives – peace by war and submission
• Seize control of all Constitutional powers in USA – Legislative, Judiciary, Executive, Monetary, Military, Financial, Economic, Media and Social, war with people on streets of US cities
• Declares war on migrants, cultural and racial minorities, lower economic classes, rule of law, civil rights and school classrooms (guns and culture wars) – welcome to America
• Militarisation of law and order in US and use of convicted felons, mercenaries and paramilitary gangs called ICE
• Get out of jail free cards for serious criminal offenders, bad boys and insurrectionists
• Government by decree, maladjustment and executive disorder
• Gross interference in electoral processes, constitutional democracy, gerrymandering, bullying of States, political and Parliamentary opponents including own camp and party, weaponisation of law enforcement and judiciary
• Political insurrection and crimes against the State in USA, recorded in camera
• Criminal conduct, political and economic corruption on multiple levels, enriching personal private wealth by raping and pillaging public/government funds and assets, fake minting and insider trading on domestic and international level – theft of billions from the people (public and private sectors), ‘they’re all bloody communists anyway’
• Dismantling and sacking of the Public Service, replacement and nepotism on an industrial, constitutional and whole of State level including military and judicial
• Serial sex offences, misogyny, cover ups, pay offs and alleged involvement in Epstein sex abuse blackmail empire, with international ramifications and entrapment of foreign dignitaries, diplomats, influential members of State
• Serial tax evasion on an industrial and corporate scale, offshore investment, exploitation of cheap labor, migration of means of production overseas, slave labour for corporate profit and use of tax havens, forced unemployment at home
• Principal dinosaur of global fossil fuel and mining proliferation largely responsible for climate change crisis, global threat to humanity and life on Earth
• Military escalation and proliferation leading to mass devastation in the Middle East, regional infrastructural devastation, holocaust, genocide, ethnic cleansing, mass poverty, pollution and imminent collapse of target civilisation and civilian populations
• Verbal intimidation and threats of tactical nuclear war alongside his political cousin, chairman of the Board of Russia
• Demented behaviour, conduct and corruption by chairman of the Board of America, crimes against humanity domestically, and internationally across the globe
• Thoroughly detestable, pathological, malicious, shameful excuse of an alpha male, twice elected to the highest public office in a land of MAGA hubris and hypocrisy, desperation, destruction, guns and despair
• Talks blame, shame, hate, delusional gibberish and verbal flatulence – rules from the arse end up
• Magically dodges bullets like a prima donna on steroids (technical equivalent of a prima uomo), and roars like a headless mafia dinosaur that wasn’t so lucky
• Breeds a herd of demons, lemons and feudal fruitcakes in a sultan’s nightmare, and makes everyone else pay for it in blood, shitcoin, cost of living, tariffs, gross incompetence, neglect, national and private debt and institutional generated inflation – death of the democratic, sovereign, competent State.

But if is there anything you’d like to add, because seriously… I think I’ve missed heaps of the chairman’s rorts and alternate realities…

Now I acknowledge the items are not mutually exclusive, satirically related by association for convenience and flow, and operationally defined with expedience and pleasure in mind. For this I apologise for any conflation and hardship or deviance this may cause.

So, what was your score on our 40 Clicks in the Wilderness Inventory?

Hear no lies no frills,

  no thrill no chill,

master of the fiddle.

  Answer to the chairman,

the master or speak

  to the riddle.