Politics
Australia Must Join The Trump Blockade!
After Tony Abbott expressed a desire for to send military support for the USA in the Middle East, Jane Hume was on Sky News telling us that we have the capacity to send a warship […]
Satire
Politics
Can You Be The Leader Of The Free World When Nobody’s Following?
Of course when I say that nobody’s following Donald Trump, I’m sure that there are people out there who’ll tell me that he has a lot of support… At which point I could point out […]
Politics
Labor Stokes Inflation!
“Good morning, today we have E. Connie Must in the studio to explain the how the current Middle East situation is affecting Australia. Good morning, Mr Must.” “Good morning, good to be here.” “Now, the […]
Satire
The Combover of Power: Donald Trump and the Follicle he could not Conquer
Introduction: The Man Who Could Not Make a Deal with Nature Donald Trump has spent his life making deals. He has made deals with banks, with contractors, with governments, with the American people. He has […]
Politics
One Nation’s Success And North’s Great Win Over Eagles!
I’d just like to congratulate AFL side, North Melbourne, for their great win over the West Coast Eagles. At quarter time they were over thirty points up and a performance like that makes them a […]
Politics
So Is It Really Operation E.F. ?
So the US is involved with Operation Epic Fury… Which begs the question: Did the person who called it that realise that it was potentially Operation E.F? Which could be Operation Epstein Files. Or Operation […]
Politics
Angus Will Take Australia In The Right Direction…Whatever That Is!
I just saw a little clip where Angus Taylor was being interviewed by Peta Credlin. I’m not sure if it was part of a longer interview or whether she just interviewed him for the Liberal […]
Satire
Deep-Dive Polling: The Hidden Cohorts Behind Trump’s Approval Ratings
Each day in the United States someone, somewhere, is running a poll on President Trump’s approval rating. The standard questions are predictable. His performance on the economy. The border. Inflation. “Are you better off?” “Do […]
Politics
The Presumption Of Innocence Is Only There For The Right People…
It’s quite a conundrum, isn’t it? There are these Australian citizens in Syria and we don’t want them back because they might do something awful when they get back… Of course, that’s true about everyone […]
Politics
Wishing You All A Happy Lent!
I’ve noticed a number of people complaining that the PM mentioned Chinese New Year and Ramadan, but said nothing about Lent… The most interesting part of this for me is that the only people I’ve […]
Politics
Lowe Expectations For Albanese Government!
Let me begin with a couple of irrelevancies because that’s how economic predictions usually work. Yesterday in “The Australian Financial Review” I read a tribute to the actor, Robert Duvall by someone called Ronnie Collin. […]
Politics
Well Done Angus And A Medium Rare Jane
I’m waiting for the headline: TAYLOR MADE ALTERATION Certainly some subeditor has been waiting ever since it was first suggested that Angus Taylor would challenge Suss Ley for the leadership. I’m trying to remember the […]
Satire
The New Doctrine of Cultural Sanctions
In a bold reimagining of international diplomacy, President Trump has unveiled a groundbreaking strategic principle: if Canada make a new deal with China, “China Will ‘Terminate ALL Ice Hockey’ In Canada.” This is not merely […]
Politics
Pauline, Interest Rates, Fancy Dress And Fashion!
Lately I’ve been pondering a very interesting question: When does an event become a trend? It’s probably something that’s worth a thesis by a philosopher or a mathematician, but in simple terms, we’ve frequently heard […]
Politics
The One Nation Inflation Solution
Inflation has recently reared its ugly head again and it’s all the fault of Labor’s spending. The general consensus amongst economists and most other political parties is that Labor needs to rein in their spending […]