Satire

Liberal leader shrugs off reports of defections, calls it “just the Coalition’s natural circulation system.” Opposition Leader Sussan Ley is treating reports that a gaggle of Liberal MPs could defect to the Nationals over climate […]

An opinion piece this week suggested that Tony Abbott is just what the Liberal Party needs right now. Apparently, someone missed the memo from ten years ago – the one that said, “Thanks, Tony, but […]

Note: This article is satire (or wishful thinking). BREAKING: President Trump Denied Re-Entry Into U.S. Under Precedent Set By His Own Administration In a stunning application of long-standing policy, President Donald Trump was detained and […]

In a bold bid to drag the Liberal Party kicking and screaming into the modern era, Sussan Ley announced plans to hoist the party all the way from the 1950s to the 1990s – “a […]

Pauline Hanson has had enough – again. This time it’s not immigration, political correctness, or the United Nations plotting to steal your barbecue. No, the latest threat to Australian civilisation is the 25-cent recycled paper […]

In an era of bold leadership and unprecedented achievement, one man’s visage can no longer be confined to the traditional halls of fame. First, he wanted his face on Mount Rushmore. Then, he set his […]

A President Floundering: Trump’s Deep Dive into Incompetence No world leader is more out of his depth than Donald Trump. He’s like a goldfish trying to run SeaWorld – all bubbles, no clue. At international […]

In what may be the most bizarre episode of his political career to date, Donald Trump recently posted an AI-generated video on Truth Social promoting the “MedBed” conspiracy – a belief that secret alien technology […]

They say the rapture could happen any day now. Which is exciting, sure – but also kind of inconvenient. I’m not ready yet. There are still loose ends to tie up: scandals to watch unravel, […]

Dawe: Good evening. Our special guest tonight is Grok, here to discuss recent events. Grok, who was Father Charles Coughlin? Grok: A Catholic priest in the 1930s. Began with populist sermons, ended up spouting antisemitism […]

MEMORANDUM FOR THE PRIME MINISTER FROM: Office of the Prime Minister, Department of Bigly Preparedness SUBJECT: Anticipated Grievances from POTUS47 Regarding the Australian Broadcasting Corporation and Related Matters Date: September 21, 2025 Background: Following the […]