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Putting The Riot Back Into Patriot…
Now when I say “riot” I’m using it in the sense of lots of laughs rather than the ones that are taking place in the United States… Although there’s certainly things that could give you […]
Articles by Rossleigh
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Libspill OR Let’s Not Be Hastie!
About a year ago I wrote a piece where I suggested that the Labor Party were morphing into a conservative force, that the Greens were possibly going to turn into the major opposition and the […]
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Why Does Tony Abbott Like St Kilda?
Ok, I thought I’d start off with a joke. No, not the one about what’s the difference between Pauline and Jacinta? Answer: Pauline was suspended from the Liberal Party for having the same policy ideas […]
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Prove Me Wrong: Gravity Doesn’t Exist!
Now before I discuss the terrible tragedy that happened in Utah, which in case you hadn’t heard the Utah governor, is that the suspected assassin of Charlie Kirk turned out to be from Utah and […]
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It’s Ok, I Voted For A Dictatorship!
The trouble with democracy is that sometimes the wrong people win. I know this because I’ve heard many people – both left and right – complain about an election result and some even go as […]
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Anarchy Rules, OK or Trump, Sovereign Citizens And Tantrums!
It’s hard to ignore the tragedy of two police dead and a third injured by a “self-declared sovereign citizen” but I suspect that we’re going to. Of course, we’ll have a lot of analysis. We’ll […]
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Shock Tax Hike To Slug People Who Respond To Clickbait!!
If you’re reading this, you probably already know how this works. The cycle goes something like this: Headline About Shocking State Of Government Debt DEBT TO HIT $3 TRILLION BY 2098 Government tinker with some […]
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Zelensky To Meet With Putin And Offer Alaska In Bid For Peace!
Ok, ok, it’s a joke, all right! It’s incredible that one has to say that these days, but then, of course, you can never be too sure what’s going to stay a joke. I mean, […]
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Last Chance (And Other Things I Don’t Believe)!
There are all sorts of companies, shops, subscriptions and other miscellaneous groups which have lured me into joining their chosen method of inveigling customers to believe that they get some sort of discount or benefit […]
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The Net That Entangles Barnaby!
A few days ago I listened to Barnaby Joyce move a Private Member’s Bill to abolish net zero. He was exceptionally eloquent in his speech and made me think of Joh Bjelke-Petersen at his best. […]
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Most Australians Relying On Government For Their Income!
That famous lefty, Noam Chomsky, made the comment that he gets a little of his information from the financial newspapers. He explained that while people will overlook the inaccuracies in your average daily paper, when […]
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Putting The Human Back Into Human Resources…
How embarrassing for that couple… Or should I say that non-couple? Anyway, I’m sure you’ve all seen the multitude of people saying how embarrassing it would be to be caught on camera at a Coldplay […]
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Move Fast Before They Realise Who Broke Things!
“Move Fast and Break Things” An early Facebook motto. A few weeks ago I read an interesting comment from the man who lacked the ticker to become PM, Peter Costello. In an interview Costello said […]
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Why You Can’t Change My Mind About The Covid Vaccine…
I’ve just read a very interesting book called “Thinking In Bets” by Annie Duke. She was a professional poker player but the main thrust of the book isn’t about poker; it’s more about how to […]
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How Donald Trump Made America Great…
Here in 2035 it’s hard to remember how bad things used to be back before Donald Trump restored America to its rightful place in the world. His greatest achievement was the America for Patriots Act […]