Politics
Sussan And David: A Marriage Of Inconvenience!
Scene: A counsellor’s office. Counsellor – I’d like to welcome you both and start by saying that this is a great first step… David – I’d like to point out that this was her idea. […]
Satire
Satire
The Cooker Cauldron Bubbles Over: Conservatives Attempt DIY Democracy Potion
Some satire by Lachlan’s Caustic Quill In a bold political experiment that even Dr Frankenstein would call “a bit much,” Sky News After Dark’s resident wand-waver Rowan Dean has proposed a magical new political formation: […]
Politics
Dutton’s Dud Prediction And Breaking Up Is Sometimes Easy To Do…
Now General Sedgwick can rest easy in his grave. His famous last words were: “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…”. However, after the landslide Labor win, Peter Dutton’s assertion that they were the […]
Satire
Sussan Ley’s Morrison-Inspired Shadow Ministry Marathon
Note: This article is satire. The LNP is in tatters after a bruising federal election earlier this month, plummeting to just 39 seats in the House of Representatives while Labor, under Anthony Albanese, soared to […]
Politics
Conservatives: “The Voting System Is Unfair If We Lose”!
‘After the election, Labor is now emboldened. And their objective is to inflict tax violence on wealth and deliver revenue for their spending agenda while crowing they’re balancing the budget from the blood they can […]
Politics
Explaining The Election Result To My Wife…
My wife was expressing some amazement at the size of Labor’s win in the election result so I decided to give her one of my analogies to help her understand exactly what had happened. “It’s […]
Satire
Sussan Ley: The Cosmic Queen of the Liberal Party
In the 1980s, a young Susan Ley visited a numerologist, added a letter, and became Sussan – destined for a life “incredibly exciting” and never dull. Fast forward to May 2025, and she’s just nabbed […]
Satire
The Art of Not Having a Deal
In a dazzling display of diplomatic fanfare, President Trump unveiled what he convinced himself – and his administration – to believe was a “historic, tremendous, and frankly unbelievable” trade deal with the United Kingdom, the […]
Satire
From Outback to Outhouse: Jacinta’s Liberal Reboot
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Parliament House, Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has dramatically quit the Nationals to join the Liberal Party, declaring it her “sacred duty” to rescue the floundering conservatives from […]
Politics
Vale Peter Dutton And RIP The Liberal Party…
Well, there have been quite a bit of commentary on how gracious the ex-Opposition leader was in defeat. I’d have to say that some people found it surprising given his total lack of grace throughout […]
Satire
The great Liberal Party reboot
The Liberal Party headquarters resembled a ghost town after their crushing election defeat. The air smelled of stale coffee and shattered dreams, with campaign posters peeling off the walls like autumn leaves. Peter Dutton, their […]
Satire
Australia’s 2025 election: a deep clean for democracy
Australia Woke Up to a Glorious Dawn The 2025 federal election results are in, and oh, what a beautiful morning! Voters have collectively decided that Australia’s future involves not being governed by a coalition of […]
Politics
The Potential Labor Landslide – Take 2
In June last year, I wrote a piece called “The Potential Labor Landslide”… Of course the downside to writing satire most of the time is that people tend not to notice that a lot of […]
Satire
Donny and the doll
Trump Declares “Doll-pocalypse”: Kids Limited to 2 Dolls as Tariffgeddon Strikes! Washington D.C., May 2, 2025 – In a stunning turn of events that has parents clutching their wallets and toy store CEOs reaching for […]
Politics
Cost Of Living Crisis But Eggs Are Cheap According To Dutton…
There are moments that turn an election campaign… I mean, all of them. Every moment turns an election campaign because either something significant happens or it doesn’t. If it does then that’s significant but if […]