By Alasdair Black
Was there ever a more declarative metaphor for the Trump Administration, they can’t even fill their own shoes?
I would rather risk the end of my political career, than wear such comedically ill fitting shoes for the continued favour of the demented dear leader.
I don’t even think Stalin, Hitler, Polpot or Jong Un would do this.
Actually I don’t have to think, we know, because they didn’t.
The level of crazy in the Whitehouse, just jumped the shark.
Respected around the world?
You must be joking.
Next he’ll do it to the whole nation as a stimulus or vote-buying measure.
No Snap food (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance program), but here’s you ill-fitting shoes, hussar and three cheers for the demented elected King, wannabe tyrant.
Maybe Trump’s Cabinet members will start going about bare arsed naked to copy the Emperors new clothes, to flatter him, along with wearing their oversized clown shoes that the beneficent Emperor gifted them.
Can you imagine the sight of the Cabinet, progressing around the Whitehouse stark naked, with floating Floorsheim business shoes, all cooing in the President’s ear, like that comedic cabinet meeting, filmed live when they were all kissing Trump’s arse, singing Trump’s praises like gormless village idiots.
America, you’re a joke, when are you going to get your act together and remove Bozo the Clown and his cabinet of clowns in ill-fitting clown shoes, bombing the world’s economy into recession?
You couldn’t possibly outdo Trump in writing a farce to satirically out-compete with Trump’s actual administration!
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I read somewhere, maybe last year that he believes his feet are too small for the claim he makes about his height. So he wears shoes too big for him and fills them with “lifts” to give the appearance of a taller bigger man. There are videos online of the side of the stage when his ear was “shot”, of his security detail bundling him off the stage and someone throws the shoes (because Trump wouldn’t leave without his shoes and is heard on some videos to be saying “my shoes” “my shoes”). In that video you can see the shoes being thrown offstage and the “lifts” flying out of them. What a strangely paranoid, vain, narcissistic and insecure man Trump is.
Utter filth, mentally maggotty, soullessly slimy, heartlessly horrible, the Great Trump staggers on in whore’s shoes, tastelessly tarty and propping up Farty the First, king of imaginary greatness. What a POX.
It was obvious even during his first term as POTUS that the tyrannical tangerine was a couple of cans short of a six-pack. Now? Totally insane.
“..metaphor for the Trump Administration, they can’t even fill their own shoes”
That’s priceless, Alasdair Black, thank you.