Tittle-tattle, rittle-rattle: Dutton in Adelaide

Another fudgestone kop prank from spudsville courtesy of Sky News king of muck rakers.

An unletter to the Sydney Morning Herald, and thanks to GL for the thumbs up this morning, following on from ‘How bloody well informed are we – it doesn’t look good!’ on the 18 February 2025.

Tittle-tattle
  tittle-tattle
born in the barn
  who shall we see t’day?
sly as a fox
  bray like an ass…
scrambled eggs made
  in Adelaide
curds and a grin in the hay.

Tittle-tattle
  tittle-tattle
spin me a yarn
  swing with the herd and sway
box like a roo
  ding as a bat…
mourn at my feet
  lie and cheat
hop and fly away.

‘Dutton wrongly says Labor is fast-tracking citizenship for Gazans to win votes’ – Natassia Chrysanthos, Sydney Morning Herald, 20 February, 2025: 7.40pm; and thank you, Natassia for the spread.

‘Dutton made the series of unfounded claims about Gazan visa holders at a Sky News summit on antisemitism on Thursday…,’ yesterday, 20 February 2025.

Hum-dum, hum-de-dum
Humpty Dumpty makes the call…

The bald-headed pancake strikes again gaslighting for electoral gain spitting dung to a pack of media wolves. Sky News whose fake purpose in nursery time and fairy land de-stabilising the rule of rhyme, spreading magical compost for its masters. He always runs to Sky News or the shock jock radios to exercise his chin muscles.

‘In an interview with Sky host Sharri Markson, which was broadcast live, Dutton suggested the Labor government was “giving a nod and a wink to a particular part of society” by speeding through new citizens who could swing the election result in marginal seats contested by the Greens’.

Lighting the gas lamps in broad daylight. Nod and wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, the media ferrari to spread his shit and then seal his anarchy and lies through his mates at X, the starlink spangled swasticar. “Let’s be frank about the motivation” I think spudlink means motive Mr Speaker but I am too dumb, Mr Speaker to know what I am talking about Mr Speaker – to swing some seats to Greens, well that would damage Labor’s prospects wouldn’t it, if that is the accusation and “motivation”, nod and a wink know what I mean, Mr Speaker.

“And, knowing that it’s territory controlled by a listed terrorist organisation, why would you expressly push people through the process to receive citizenship in advance of an election, which is pending?”

There’s the crank shaft of Dutton’s shitfest swasticar – listed terrorist organisation in advance of an election, there’s the “motivation”, Mr Speaker, the dumbshit scaremonger. Word in your ear Duttton, sit down and listen careful, I’m only going to say this once – There are 2.5 million people in Gaza, less 50,000+ slaughtered Palestinians mostly women and children (not Hamas), 2.45 million Palestinians displaced, all their homes and cities flattened, refugees in their own country with no food, water, bricks and water, sanitation and means to survive. They have no “motivation” Mr Speaker other than to hope the hell and damnation that has been released on them stops, Mr Speaker. Our government’s “motivation”, I suspect Mr Speaker might just be humanitarian based on fact, reason and good judgement, but is it true and I quote:

‘Dutton made the series of UNFOUNDED claims about Gazan visa holders at a Sky News summit on antisemitism on Thursday, following reports the government planned to grant 12,500 people citizenship in a series of 25 ceremonies that the Home Affairs Department will hold across Australia by March 4’.

‘A Home Affairs spokesperson said applicants must be lawful residents of Australia for four years before they could apply for Australian citizenship, precluding any people who arrived in the country later than 2020, including the Gazans who arrived after October 2023’.

So no it’s not true, it was indeed a lie with deliberate conflation at a ‘Sky News Summit broadcast live’ for what purpose? “Motivation”, Mr Speaker so I could get some brownie points in a forthcoming election, oops did I say that, is the microphone still on?

And what the smidgling fudgestone fest is a Sky News summit?

Nah, nah, don’t go there, another distraction, more to do with the “motivation” of it!

‘Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke labelled Dutton’s comments “outrageous” while Rasha Abbas, who directs the agency assisting Palestinians fleeing the war, said JUST ONE FAMILY from Gaza had been given permanent visas on serious humanitarian grounds, but NOT OFFERED CITIZENSHIP. The rest are on temporary visas’.

So not one person or family has been offered citizenship, not one Mr Dutton, “why would you expressly push people through the process to receive citizenship IN ADVANCE of an election” Mr Speaker? Why would you put Elon Musk on a starship to Mars with Sharri Markson? Hang on, hang on I can actually answer that. Could we post that question on X or answer the question, just in case people think its true or come up with stupid answers? Well dummy, so Elon Musk can buy his citizenship certificate and given it in a citizenship ceremony on Mars BEFORE the ‘Australian’ election. Better mention ‘Australian’ just in case anyone from Florida or West Virginia get confused and think there is an American election on, because they sure as hell wouldn’t know where Austria is.

I think I missed a point, “And, knowing that it’s territory controlled by a listed terrorist organisation…”

Now which terrorist organisation would that be Mr Dutton…? Sorry, Mr Speaker but this is important, would that be the Hamas, IDF or Israeli government Zionist factions or should we call it Palestinian vs Israel? I’m a little unclear of the labels on the jars and who the terrorists are here, who is doing all the bombing shit equivalent to how many ‘Little Boys’ on 2.5 million people? Not to mention given all the antisemitic electoral interference shit that’s going on downunder. Can we actually get a subpoena to get permission for ASIO boss, Mike Burgess on the truth-telling, the facts. He seems a sort of genuine kind of guy, trying to tell us something but not quite getting to where we need to be.

Right on, now where are we?

Hum-dum, hum-de-dundle-dee
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall…

Oh shit, I think this should been a journal article, bloody media cycle, trust those rivals at the Herald… I’m only half way through, Mr Speaker.

All Members of the House can sit down including the member for Dickson, and the member for the government in Opposition. I will not tolerate interference from those up there in the Press Gallery.

Members can resume their seats.

Oh the silence in the room is dazzling.

“This is not true. It’s all untruth,” Abbas said of Dutton’s claims. “There are laws around these things. There has been no citizenship granted to any of the Palestinians. There has been no change to the citizenship process. There is no bypassing of any security checks, they are done multiple times. Why are we singling out Palestinians?”

Yes why are we singling out Palestinians, haven’t they had enough bombs dropped on top of their heads? Mr Dutton may resume his seat, much to the scowl and consternation of the little ones on the front bench bearing their teeth, you could call it a practice snarl or fake smile turning into a smug and charmless grin.

‘Home Affairs sources said no Palestinians had been granted citizenship in the cohort of 12,500. The dominant nationalities were Indians, followed by New Zealanders’.

What no Palestinians, oh crikey!

‘But Dutton said it was “quite remarkable” with an election coming and implied the government had sidestepped proper security processes’.

What? Not a shred of evidence. Yes so bloody remarkable with an election coming up, spudnik crying wolf and hunting snarks.

‘“I just question whether there has been any slackening of the process, whether there has been any compromise on the security checks, and whether it’s in our country’s best interests for people to receive citizenship before the proper security checks have been undertaken,” he said’.

Spruik it again, spudnik just not listening spreading compost from the bin.

‘Markson asked Dutton: “So you do hold serious concerns that the Albanese government is fast-tracking citizenship for a particular cohort?” “Yes,” Dutton replied. “We’d heard this, and the Daily Tele has broken that story today.” While The Daily Telegraph on Thursday reported that Home Affairs was hosting large citizenship ceremonies, it made no claims about any groups being fast-tracked’.

Beware your source, the Daily Tele, one of the go to rags of News Corp. Worse still spudders spitting lies and Markson just keeps asking him to repeat them. What a curse and conflation, no wonder his bhahhh, bhahhh fans believe him. Jump and they jump.

‘Dutton then claimed that people from Gaza had been sped through the citizenship process. “There needs to be transparency, if the government is giving a nod and a wink to a particular part of society,” he said. “They’re obsessed with the Green vote and they’re worried about losing seats. Without being political about it, but let’s be frank about the motivation.”’

The poor citizens of Gaza are still in Gaza Mr Speaker, the facts are on the table. My dishonourable member for Dickson is not just being political, he is weaponizing the lie, a double whammy. Mr Dutton is obsessed and worried about losing seats, isn’t that obvious, We demand Mr Dutton retract that statement, Mr Speaker.

‘He questioned why the government would fast-track citizenship for people from a place controlled by a listed terrorist organisation before saying that “a couple hundred votes can swing an outcome, and will in the coming election.”

Repetition, repetition, here we go round and round the prickly pear, the mulberry bush, round and round we go.

‘“There will be a number of seats that are very tight, and that’s not a political statement, it’s a statement of fact. I think they’re reasonable questions for Minister Burke and the prime minister to answer,” Dutton said’.

Of course Minister Burke has repeatedly done so, but Dutton only hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. It is a political statement and a death defying weapon, not a fact until it’s happened.

‘Dutton’s office did not respond to this masthead’s request for comment or evidence to support his claims’.

I should think not, he hasn’t got any. He’s fired the cannon nothing left to say except scrambled eggs and porridge.

Hum-dum, hum-de-dundle-be
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

‘The Sky News summit to wrestle with rising antisemitism was also attended by Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus, NSW Premier Chris Minns and former Prime Minister John Howard. Dreyfus, in his speech, warned against politicising the issue. “Antisemitism cannot – must not – be weaponised in the pursuit of votes,” he said’.

Attorney General Mark Dreyfus attended, hum-de-hum… horses bolting, horses bolting, all the king’s men together again.

Chris Minns hum-de-dee… must be looking for another slam-duck; and ‘little-bo’ Howard… stuck in a meadow espying their tails side by side, all hung on a tree to dry, dunk shot. Guess Sky News have that one wrapped up, no soldiers required.

And so we are left with these concluding sentences with the helpful link to an article explaining the purpose of the shitfest Sky News summit reported by Sydney Morning Herald – nah, nah, we weren’t going to go there and we can’t even if we could afford it and wanted to. It is not available unless you subscribe to the Sydney Morning Herald. Nut scraps, you can’t even see the title of this other article on what this summit was all about. Little wonder everyone else doesn’t get to hear about it, just the scraps from the table echoed in fragmented handouts. Keep us in the dark why don’t you.

News only for mugs and freebies at QANTAS lounges on the way to Hawaii, cough up will you? Little wonder public opinion is ill-informed with the wolves out, sheep in the pen, doors closed, bush waves raving.

Can you even imagine the tone and “motivation” of Sky News holding a summit on antisemitism? Nah, Nah, not bloody worth it. Let’s go home, tuck up in bed with a nip of Archie Rose and dream of elves jumping over fences battling wolves in the forest, or we could just return to egg in your face spudmeister, no thanks I’ve heard that nightmare before, enough for my life time already.

Heavens I almost forgot, we have our own battling story-telling ABC. I wonder what they are saying?

And finally, yes finally in Adelaide today, I heard Mr Dutton say:

“Albanese can’t run a steel-works, how can he run a government? …and now he wants to run an airline business, not to mention a casino, a glass manufacturer, Whitlamesque…”

Whoa Whitlamesque, scrambled eggs and porridge! This spudscape satire in Adelaide at noon today just got more and more yummy, more mash potato please!

Rittle-rattle
  rittle-rattle
head in the tarn
  hear whatever you may
smart as a duck
  jump like a buck…
pray in the woods
  stolen goods
roll in the grass and ley

Rittle-rattle
  rittle-rattle
dead on the Ghan
  we’re cactus in the clay
cry like a wolf
  bite like a snake…
slither and quake
  eat you cake
what more can I say?

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