Letter to the Editor of ‘this rag’ on an important matter

I write to the editor pertaining concerning. The comments my last letter were just what I would have expected from your left wing latte sipping loonies of the proletariat – and your chardonnay drinking Bolsheviks without any intelligence. All they could do was criticise a few grammamaticalerrors. Nothing better to do.

JBarnaby was right just a lot of commies with barking dogs.The thing is, you commies don’t understand the fundamentals of conversation. The free market and capitalism. Conservatives (LNP) believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty and traditional values. We believe the role of government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals unhindered by government regulations. Look what all there propaganda did to us at the last election.We would have won but for all their crap. Thats what done it.

Just before I go on. I read that piece by John Lord abouy the far right and really, he needs to take his hand of it.

Fair dinkum. He wouldn’t know shit from clay. I’d suggest he takesa hold of himself. Surely it’s clear to everyone that we need to toughen up.Personally I don’t think Peter went far enough, otherwise he wouldna lost his seet. He should have banned you commies as well. Constitution or no constipation we shoulda done it.

And all his bullshit about work. I mean everyone knows that theirsplenty of work. All my sons at Melbourne Gramma got jobs this year. My son Erwin is doing year 12 vagain but that’s another story. And everyone noe’s we need to be free to pursue wealth. I mean I needed the freedom to accept my inheritance. The same with Gina. There will always be haves and have nots. Even Jesus said that. And Ronald Regan said. If we keep giving more money to the rich, everyone will have more money. It’s called tickled down economics.

Its always worked ard and always will. The poor will just have to wait a little longer to see it work.

Conservatives were born to control capitol. Labour comes after capital. Not everyone can be effluent.
Had we had less regulation and let Trump and his market forces ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] have their way we wouldn’t have had a Global Financial Crisis and covid would never have happened.THAY lABOURwreckoned they handled it so well.. Now look at the mess Trump and Pauline has to get the world out of.

And Trump is still going on about consolten people that know what they are talking about. Fairdinkum you wouldn’t talk to those bastards with the red hankies. I can only say that good manners is a basic tenant of conservation. And women should be obscene and not heard.Some one should tell them that.

Now where was I? Yes? There is no inequity in society. It’s just that some deserve more than others. We were born to rule. If we don’t have poor people who’s going to do the work.

That’s why I admire Donald. It talks a lot of courage to fix things for the world. The audacity to suggest that he a bit over the top is ludicrous. He is the best President this country (Ostralia and Merica) ever had. I mean two many educated people can be dangerous for society. They might all want to be wealthy.

And we don’t tell lies.

And talking about lies. How stupid people can be. Toney Abbott was one of the finest examples of honesty one could ever meat. I read that in in the Australian. News you can trust.

”ln the time Tony Abbott told us that the best way to understand the truth of what he was saying was to have it in writing. Otherwise what he was saying was just idle chatter for an audience. At the time l was a little confused. You see now he is saying that what I thought he said is only a figment of my imagination. That what I think I thought he meant is not what he meant at all. That when he says something and I take it to mean one thing he has the option of saying that what I thought I heard was not what I heard at all. It was only my interpretation of what he meant.I mean, did he say what he meant or did he mean to say what he meant or was what he meant really what he meant.’’ (Or sumptin like that).

I know that I am 85 and I have the odd senior moment but usually I know what I mean and what is meant by what I say. I also know that people understand what I’m meaning.

Anyways I don’t mind wealthy people so long as they aren’t as wealthy as me. If that makes sense.

It’s like my friend Barnaby (I’ve always loved his name. It gives me the a sort of satifaction that all is well with the world. said.Remember he said that ‘’Baby Boomers should stay in work longer. We are sick and tired of our generation propping them up’’ And he gets critizised for the bravery and intelagence he displays. He will lead the nation on day.

He is just what this country needs. An undoer. And there’s so much to undo that there is so little time left for doing anything else. That’s what conservatives value most. At this point in time we need an undoer, not a doer. That’s whatBarnaby is. An undoer and a fixer. What a combo.

I will finish

with a few comments about the nasty things said with regard to my last letter. I definitely wont be writing again because I get the impression I am not welcome on this blog. I am at a loss to understand why because all I bring is wisdom and unbiased opinion.

I agree with that annoying felbow whose name I can’t pronounce. There is a problem with over population so it would be a good idea ithe writers got on a boat with those muslimsand jumped sgip.

Does that make sence or do you want me to spell it out.

I can only speak the truth Michael Taylor.. There is no need to be so bloody cruel.I know there are loads of me letters you haven’t posted. No wonder 18c needs to be changed.

I have feelings you know. Even if I am wealthy. I think you are so mean that if I paid you a compliment you would probably ask for a receipt.

Speaking of reciets I must get one from Dam Murphys for that dozen bottles of 62 Grange.Bloody decent drop that one.

You’re disrespect is just revolting. I think you’re that dumb that you must be three bricks short of a load or not the full two bobs worth. Either that or your three sanwhiches short of a picnic. See I can throw shit tooo.

And most of the comments had to be a joke – no-one can be that stupid and arrogant, unless they are members of the Greens.

And Doiug (sorry ive had one or two today)or whatever your name is your name is. Your comment about me being a homosapien was despickable. I could describe you as a pain in the neck but I have a much lower opinion of you.

There were so manny comments regarding my letter.. All of them in such poor taste that I feel I cannot avail myself to share my wisdom with you again. I can only hope and pray that someday the working classes (you commies)will come to their senses and show their appreciation for the effluence we share.

Morrie Moneyworthy. Malvern

A special thanks to my son and the year 12 English class at Melbourne High for proof reading. Greatly apreciated.

John Lords thought for the day

There is no shame in not knowing. The shame is in not wanting to know

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