Advance OR I Just Want My Country Back!!

Man playing cricket, focused on the ball.
Barnaby thought he might get more runs if he had two bats

Every now and then I see some list or other where the person laments what things were like when they were growing up. You know the sort of thing:

  • Only white people were allowed in the pub.
  • Abortions were done at home rather than relying on professionals
  • Measles were an excuse for a party and polio was caused by putting braces on people’s legs.
  • We could ride around on our bikes till four in the morning so that our parents could have sex.
  • People were allowed a Bex and a good lie down if they were female and a V8 if they were male… although that was a car and not a drink in those days.
  • If I’d shown a deviant behaviour like masochism, the local priest would happily beat it out of me.

Anyway, I can’t help but wonder what Advance hopes to achieve by constantly annoying me with their ads…

Some things I can agree with… I mean elites shouldn’t have all the say, and this would be more convincing if it weren’t for the fact that some of the backers of Advance weren’t so rich…

Now, before you think I’m starting a class war, let me say that I like rich people and I hope to be one of them one day… although I guess in terms of a world where large numbers live on $2 a day, I am… I just resent the fact that people who get more than me talk about elites… Like the monarchists who complained about the elites in the Republican movement…

Moving on, I’d just like to commend Barnaby for his honesty in telling us that he was moving to One Notion because of their stand on things like Net Zero and Family Values…

Who was the idiot Deputy PM who signed us up to Net Zero, anyway??

Wot, really?

Well, I’m not giving my country to those two…

Yes, Barnaby will always be a country member…

Don’t forget!


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About Rossleigh 96 Articles
Rossleigh is a writer, director and education futurist. As a writer, his plays include “The Charles Manson Variety Hour”, “Pastiche”, “Snap!”, “That’s Me In The Distance”, “48 Hours (without Eddie Murphy)”, and “A King of Infinite Space”. His acting credits include “Pinor Noir Noir” for “Short and Sweet” and carrying the coffin in “The Slap”. His ten minute play, “Y” won the 2013 Crash Test Drama Final.

4 Comments

  1. It is frighful, a nightmare, that the imaginary figurative anus of New Zealand should have squirted a brown loggy stinker at poor unsuspecting Australia, a B Joyce, a shame that will live in infamy, a turdy Tojo. Now, this aforesaid log of excremental betrayal of New England voters, will follow the ravings of a redtopped broom aviator of no intellect. Is anyone really about to listen to a dud accountant who fails kindy levels, and his new “leaderless” followthefreebies fish flogger? Far Canal, as they say in Venice, scanning the horizon. Democracy limps on…

  2. Ya haveta wonder. Is Joyce’s joy regressing or is he just a silly sausage? In Nats land, after getting sauced, prone on the footpath, he rings his missus. Now in OneNats land, will he still ring her after getting battered and fried?

  3. AH, they were the good old days, when boys were boys and girls were different and the local Priest took great care of both. None of this Him today and Her tomorrow, such confusions, no wonder suicides are on the increase.
    “I Just Want My Country Back” to think we are being constantly told it’s not ours!!

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