Dear readers, hold onto your hats – or at least your history books – because President Trump has just launched a late-night Truth Social tirade that’s less “stable genius” and more “Back to the Future” blooper reel. In a post that – at the time – racked up 607 ReTruths and 1.62K likes (because who needs facts when you’ve got fervour?), the president accused the “failed Biden Administration” of rigging the 2020 election with a shadowy operation called “Arctic Frost.” The twist? Trump was president in 2020. Biden wasn’t. Cue the laugh track.
The Plot Twist That Defies Time Itself
Trump’s missive claims that Christopher Wray, Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other “crooked lowlifes” from Biden’s crew spied on senators, taped their calls, and cheated the election. The irony is thicker than a Las Vegas steak: Wray was Trump’s FBI pick, and Garland, Monaco, and Smith weren’t even in those jobs until Biden took over in 2021. It’s as if Trump’s accusing his own reflection of stealing his hairpiece. Operation Arctic Frost, per declassified docs from Sen. Chuck Grassley, kicked off in April 2022 – well after the election – to probe 2020’s fake elector shenanigans. So, unless Biden’s got a DeLorean and a flux capacitor, this timeline doesn’t compute.
Arctic Frost: The Spy Thriller That Wasn’t
What is Arctic Frost? Picture this: FBI agents, led by anti-Trump crusader Timothy Thibault, subpoenaing 50+ people, seizing Trump and Pence’s old phones, and collecting call metadata from 8 GOP senators and 1 House member around January 6, 2021. No wiretapping, just who-called-who data – hardly the Hollywood espionage Trump imagines. The probe targeted 92 Republican-linked groups, from Turning Point USA to the RNC, for post-election mischief. Grassley calls it a “witch hunt”; Democrats call it standard procedure. Either way, it’s a 2022 story, not a 2020 heist movie.
The Humiliating Meltdown Heard ‘Round X
Enter Brian Tyler Cohen, whose 1.1M-view video dubs this a “humiliating mistake.” And he’s not wrong. Trump’s post reads like a fever dream where Biden’s team retroactively rigged an election they hadn’t yet won – using Trump’s own FBI director, no less. X is ablaze: MAGA fans spin it as Deep State proof, while critics mock it as an “hallucinated” timeline. It’s irony gold – Trump, the self-proclaimed election fraud whistleblower, tripping over his own calendar.
The Moral of the Story
This blunder is a masterclass in political comedy. Trump’s railing against a Biden plot that couldn’t have happened, while the real story – FBI overreach or not – is a slow-burn investigation he would have overseen if he had checked the date. Maybe next time, he’ll consult a history book before hitting “post” – or at least a clock. Until then, we’ll keep the popcorn ready for the next instalment of this time-traveling saga.
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Pervert, liar, cheat, molester, lunatic, psychofilth, swollen dunce, inflated turd, dogbog, braindead bastard, agonising arsehole, TRUMP. Who voted for this?
Crazier than voting for him, Phil, is the number of idiots who think he’s doing a good job.
Keep your eyes peeled on the Argentinian Election; my sources say that this has been rigged by the usual players as per the 2024 US election!
As for the theft of Jewels from the Louvre, yep Trumps indirectly involved in that as well.
The MAGAts will swallow it, though. Point out the temporal anomalies and they’ll splutter their usual irrational denials and accusations. It’s pointless to use logic and facts with cultists.
Ha ha ha haaaar. America’s new Cisco Kid, or maybe alsoran teutonic Marcello Mastroianni in his very own La Grande Bouffe.
Anyway, MAGAts don’t afford time to think as the bog down into their Manifest Destiny.