Letter to the editor from Morrie Moneyweather, Toorak

Dear Sire.

In response to your comments bout my sons yearr 12 results fot year 2024.

All those comments pertaining to my last letter were just what I would have expected from the left wing latte sipping loonies of the proletariat.

The chardonnay drinking Bolsheviks without any intelligence. Theyare about as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike.All they can do is criticise a few grammamatical errors. Nothing better to do, youcreeps.

Dutts was right just a lot of commies .The thing is, you commies don’t understand the fundamentals of conversation. The free market and capitalism. Conservatives (LNP) believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty and traditional values. We believe the role of government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals unhindered by government rules and regulations. And we also believenothing should be done for the first time,and new ideas, are fine but not yet.
TO MAKE A POINT,, MY SON Nigel wanted his class to do a group read of a book called Man Master of the Home but when he asked our local book stoe where to find it he was told to look in the fiction department. I mean, what is the world coming to.

Just before I go on. I read that piece by John Lord about Nuclear Reaction and really, he needs to take his hand of it.

Fair dinkum. He wouldn’t know shit from clay. I’d suggest he takesa hold of himself. Surely it’s clear to everyone that we need to tough it out.

Personally I don’t think Dutton went far enough. He should have banned you commies as well.I mean progress is all very fine but it went on for far to long.

And all his bullshit about work. I mean everyone knows that theirs plenty of work. All my sons at Melbourne Gramma got jobs this year. My son Erwin is doing year
12 vagain but that’s another story. Well the truth is he suffers from premature ejaculation because he can’t wait long enough to get to class to brag to his mates. E’s developing into a decent punter (takes after his old man) though. He won $100 on the winner of the first at the Valley last Saturday then lost $500 on the replay.

And everyone noe’s we need to be free to pursue wealth. I mean I needed the freedom to accept my inheritance. The same with Gina. There will always be haves and have nots. Even Jesus said that. And Ronald Regan said. If we keep giving more money to the rich, everyone will have more money. It’s called tickle down economics.No joking.

Its always worked and always will. The poor will just have to wait a little longer to see it work. Conservatives were born to control capitol. Labour comes after capital. Not everyone can be effluent.
Had we had less regulation and let market forces have their way we wouldn’t have had a Global Financial Crisiswreckoned they handled so well.. Now look at the mess Humpty Dumpty Trumpty has to get the world
Out of.

And that old bloke Michael Taylor is still going on about consoltenpeople that know what they are talking about. Fairdinkum you wouldn’t talk to those bastards with the red hankies. I can only say that good manners is a basic tenant of conservation. And women should be obscene and not heard. Ask Donald.

Now where was I? Yes? There is no inequity in society. It’s just that some deserve more than others. We were born to rule. If we don’t have poor people who’s going to do the work.
That’s why I admire Peter Dutton. It talks a lot of courage to fix things for the country. The audacity to suggest that he a bit over the top is ludicrous. He was the best health Minister this country ever had. I mean two many educated people can be dangerous for society. They might all want to be wealthy.

And we don’t tell lies.

And talking about lies. How stupid people can be.Dutto is one of the finest examples of honesty one could ever meat.I mean he was a copper. I read this in the Herald Sun, and you know how honest they araree..

“Some time back Tony Abbott told us that the best way to understand the truth of what he was saying was to have it in writing. Otherwise what he was saying was just idle chatter for an audience. So now I’m a little confused. You see now he is saying that what I thought he said is only a figment of my imagination. That what I think I thought he meant is not what he meant at all. That when he says something and I take it to mean one thing he has the option of saying that what I thought I heard was not what I heard at all. It was only my interpretation of what he meant.I mean, did he say what he meant or did he mean to say what he meant or was what he meant really what he meant”

I know that I am 84, going on 85 and I have the odd senior moment but usually I know what I mean and what is meant by what I say. I also know that people understand what I’m meaning.
Anyway I don’t mind wealthy people so long as they aren’t as wealthy as me. If that makes much sense.

It’s like my friend Angus Taylor (I’ve always loved his name. It gives me a feel for the old country.) said.Remember he said that “Baby Boomers should stay in work longer. We are sick and tired of our generation propping them up’’And he gets critizised for the fearlessness he displays as spoksperson for the economy.

In Nalcolm we had just what this country needed. An undoer. And there’s so much to undo that there is so little time left for doing anything else. That’s what conservatives value most. At this point in time we need an undoer, not a doer. That’s what Mal was An undoer and a fixer. What a combo.

I will finish with a few comments about the nasty things said with regard to my last letter. I definitely wont be writing again because I get the impression I am not welcome on this page . I am at a loss to understand why because all I bring is wisdom and unbiased opinion. Which by the way, I give for no charge.

I agree with that Harquebus fellow. There is a problem with over population so it would be a good idea if of the writers got on a boat with those muslims and jumped sgip. Does that make sence or do you want me to spell it out.

I can only speak the truth Michael Taylor.. There is no need to be so bloody cruel.I know there are loads of me letters you haven’t posted. No wonder free speech 18c needs to be changed.

I have feelings you know. Even if I am wealthy. I think you are so mean that if I paid you a compliment you would probably ask for a receipt.

Speaking of reciets I must get one from Dam Murphys forthat dozen bottles of 62 Grange.Bloody decent drop that one. I can probably put it down as Friday lunch entertainment.

You’re disrespect is just revolting. I think you’re that dumb that you must be three bricks short of a load or not the full two bobs worth. Either that or your three sanwhiches short of a picnic. See I can throw shit tooo.

And most of the comments had to be a joke – no-one can more stupid and arrogant, unless they are members of the Greens.

And Head Master (sorry ive had one or two today)or whatever your name is your name is. Your comment about me being a poofter was despickable. I could describe you as a pain in the neck but I have a much lower opinion of you.

There were so manny comments regarding my letter.. All of them in such poor taste that I feel I cannot avail myself to share my wisdom with you again. I can only hope and pray that someday the working classes will come to their senses and show their appreciation for the effluence we share.

Morrie Moneyworthy. Toorak.

PS. A special thanks to my son and the year 12 English class at Melbourne High for proof reading. Greatly apreciated.

John Lord’s thought for the day:

“There is no shame in not knowing. The shame is in not wanting to know.”

 

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