Satire

Strong Leaders OR Democracy Costs Too Much!

Imagine if job interviews were like election campaigns. "What skills do you bring to this job, Trevor?" "Well, Simon, the…

1 month ago

Putting The Negative Into Negative Gearing…

There have been times when the tactics of the Liberal Party in this election campaign have confused me. Apart from…

2 months ago

Dutton’s Genius Plan: Replace TAFE with ‘GINAs’ – Where Aussie Kids Can Train to Be Fossil Fuel Serfs for $2 an Hour!

By Satirica McSnarkington In a bold move that has left the nation breathless with admiration (or maybe just breathless), Opposition…

2 months ago

The Great Debate Debacle: A Masterclass in Political Kabuki (As Reviewed by People Who Definitely Know What ‘Winning’ Looks Like)

Let’s be honest: analysing a leaders’ debate is like judging a synchronised swimming competition in a pool filled with molasses.…

2 months ago

Starting A Go Fund Me For Peter Dutton’s Poor Son…

There's a certain hypocrisy about nearly all political leaders: We'll see the happy family all up there for various events…

2 months ago

We’ve Reached The We Don’t Think We Can Win, So Promise Anything Stage Of The Election!

A few weeks ago, Labor were long odds to win and people were adjusting to the idea that the Liberals…

2 months ago

The Don of Deals: A Reality Show Where Everyone Pays… Literally

Episode 1: “Protection Rackets for Beginners” Premise: Our charismatic host, “The Don,” strolls into America’s economic backyard, slaps a “MAKE…

2 months ago

The Fundamental Problem With Educating Adolescents…

Now when Trump or Dutton or some idiot on Sky News talks about a Marxist agenda and how schools are…

2 months ago

Scenes From Dutton’s Anti-woke Australia…

While Dutton’s dream of Kirribilli harbour views is growing less likely than it was before the media started asking him…

2 months ago

If You Think You’ve Had A Bad Week, Consider The Poor Billionaires!

Thanks to Donald Trump's tariffs, the share market took a tumble... And some of you probably suffered a hit to…

2 months ago