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You are strongly advised to STOCK UP ON TRUMP MERCH NOW!

Dear Consumer, We would like to make you an offer. You will not want to reject this offer. You have…

2 months ago

The Shocking Economic Record Of The Labor Party…

No doubt some of you missed the terrible news in the latter part of the week: There was strong jobs…

2 months ago

Dutton: “Hitler Did A Great Deal On The Invasion Of Poland!”

Yeah, all right, that's not what he said. What Dutton actually said was: "He's not become the President of the…

2 months ago

Stop The Votes…

It's only a matter of time before they all realise what a mistake they've made... I don't mean the American…

3 months ago

Stable Geniuses And Unstable Markets…

The media is a worry when it starts to become a propaganda machine, rather than a reporter of facts. Of…

3 months ago

“I Did Your Own Research”

Over the course of teaching some hundreds of students how to write a persuasive essay, I've come to a couple…

3 months ago

Will Trump Rename The Great Australian Bight Because It’s Misspelt?

Now it’s only a few days until Trump takes the reigns of the presidency… Yes, yes I know it’s normally…

3 months ago

After Pressure, Zuckerberg Announces Philomena Cunk To Be Sole Fact Checker!

Ok, the main concern when people start “fact checking” is who checks the fact checkers… Having said that, there are…

3 months ago

When You Can’t Say “Merry Christmas”!

Someone just told me that it was inappropriate to say, "Merry Christmas." I told them that it's a free country…

4 months ago

This Is Not A Conspiracy Theory… It’s Not Clickbait, Either

“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” (George Orwell,…

4 months ago