Satire
The Opposition That Used To Be Known As Coalition…
In the aftermath of the election, I noticed a lot of comments from people in the parties that used to…
Sussan And David: A Marriage Of Inconvenience!
Scene: A counsellor's office. Counsellor - I'd like to welcome you both and start by saying that this is a…
The Cooker Cauldron Bubbles Over: Conservatives Attempt DIY Democracy Potion
Some satire by Lachlan’s Caustic Quill In a bold political experiment that even Dr Frankenstein would call “a bit much,”…
Dutton’s Dud Prediction And Breaking Up Is Sometimes Easy To Do…
Now General Sedgwick can rest easy in his grave. His famous last words were: "They couldn't hit an elephant at…
Sussan Ley’s Morrison-Inspired Shadow Ministry Marathon
Note: This article is satire. The LNP is in tatters after a bruising federal election earlier this month, plummeting to…
Conservatives: “The Voting System Is Unfair If We Lose”!
‘After the election, Labor is now emboldened. And their objective is to inflict tax violence on wealth and deliver revenue…
Explaining The Election Result To My Wife…
My wife was expressing some amazement at the size of Labor's win in the election result so I decided to…
Sussan Ley: The Cosmic Queen of the Liberal Party
In the 1980s, a young Susan Ley visited a numerologist, added a letter, and became Sussan - destined for a…
The Art of Not Having a Deal
In a dazzling display of diplomatic fanfare, President Trump unveiled what he convinced himself - and his administration - to…
From Outback to Outhouse: Jacinta’s Liberal Reboot
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Parliament House, Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has dramatically quit the Nationals to…