Grumpy Geezer

Having been released from the constraints of the red in tooth and claw capitalist running dogs by retirement the grumpy one now expresses opinions that would have previously limited his career options. (The pseudonym is used simply to avoid familial arguments with Tory-voting kin.) A loathing of Tory politicians is supplemented by an equal disdain for bad language – the corporatese and the flim-flam of sales spruikers, marketers, spin doctors, bureaucrats and politicians. Red-penning the tosh from such types was an upside to having to work with them.

I’m with Stupid

Spotlight on Spud If you're the mop and bucket wallah at a back street rub and tug or, worse still,…

1 week ago

He’s not a smart man but he’s the best the veggie patch has got

The phony campaign is underway. How nasty will Spud go? Tasting notes: a terroir of earthy fear and loathing with…

4 weeks ago

Caught between a crock and a hard place

As the L/NP turns orange what will Albo do? The Angry Potato, chief Ginacologist¹ in the L/NP coaliphate, is openly…

2 months ago

Great Expectations

"A morality play of a young boy's coming of age; and his sudden and unexpected rise from the lower to…

3 months ago

Spud stands on his record

Peter Spud Dutton, the joyless eeew tuber and social media phobe, has taken to TikTok. Somehow someone in the Tory…

3 months ago

What would Donny do?

P. Duddy turns orange Is the LN/P adopting GOP dirty deeds and agitprop and looking to the MAGAt for inspiration?…

3 months ago