If you’ve already won two presidential elections – both mired in controversy, lawsuits, and disbelief – and twice been named Time Person of the Year, you might think the world has already given you more than your fair share of recognition.
You’ve stood in front of the cameras, basked in the cheers, and measured your success not in service or substance, but in airtime. Every speech has been a performance, every boast a promise of greatness that somehow never arrived. You’ve had the headlines, the magazine covers, the rallies, the loyal appointees lined up to tell you how “incredible” you are.
And yet, here you are again, nursing another grievance – this time over the Nobel Peace Prize.
Perhaps it hasn’t occurred to you that the Nobel was never designed for the loudest voice in the room, nor for those who confuse attention with admiration. Peace, in the true sense, is built quietly – not with slogans, walls, or airstrikes, but with understanding, compromise, and humility.
Humility, of course, has never been your strong suit. You once claimed to know more about everything – from ISIS to wind turbines – than anyone alive. You declared yourself chosen, persecuted, even messianic. And yet, when the world’s most respected committee chose to look elsewhere, you took it personally, as if fairness itself had failed you.
But that’s the thing about greatness: it can’t be self-awarded. No amount of applause, no number of rallies, and no cascade of sycophantic praise can disguise the emptiness that follows when the performance ends.
So if you didn’t win this time, take it as a small correction in a career defined by exaggeration. You’ve had your prizes – the noisy kind, the gaudy kind, the kind that history will one day look back on with a wince.
The Nobel was simply never yours to lose. Because, as with so many things in your life – from business, to politics, to history itself – there’s always been someone better than you.
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Disclaimer: I had this pre-written.
Some fantastic news after the crap from the trumper fan club.
The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Maria Corina Macahdo in Venezuela
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-10/nobel-peace-prize-awarded-mar%C3%ADa-corina-machado/105879576
So good to see that the very stable genius was overlooked for the Peace Prize. Expect he’ll be having a bit of a toddler tantie in the gilded lav; chucking toilet rolls and wailing about the wrongness of the committee’s decision, along with hatching retributive plans to destroy Norway.
I can’t wait for the dummy spit.
It’s a pity it will be followed by the complete obliteration of Norway and Venezuela.
I think he has begun working on a ‘world peace’ prize with a 30ft statue, the winner TBA.
The Swedish organization ‘Lay down your arms’ yesterday awarded Francesca Albanese their award as the person who, in accordance with Alfred Nobel’s will, has “done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations and for the abolition or reduction of standing armies as well as for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.”
I agree with their decision and can’t remember a more obvious choice.
Patel: “We will hold a whitewas…investigation into Macahdo and her activities to see if she’s a fit person and pass the results on Pam Bondi.”
Bondi: “After careful perusal I will issue a ban on her ever entering the USA.”
Hegseth: “I’m putting a secret action plan together to send a seal team into Venezuela to take back The Dark Masters rightful peace prize.”
Miller: In a web in a corner of the room snarling, foaming and pulling the legs off “illegal” immigrants.
Trump: “Zzzz…snore…big mac…zzz…”
Norway and Venezuela…what immeasurable loot, with these places.
Oh, didums Donny. He’ll for sure be wielding a stick and a turd, and a greasy smile over that one.